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"First you forget names, and then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.